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#21 Postby george_r_1961 » Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:09 am

azsnowman that was enough to make me turn vegetarian
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#22 Postby Stormsfury » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:00 am

azsnowman wrote:"AHEM!" *clears his throat* WAAAAY back when, some 18 years ago, I had been in the meat cutting business for about 5 years, back in those days we still had those butcher served meat counters. *This is GROSS* I had allergies REALLY bad that year, I went to the back room to blow my nose, when I returned to the cutting room, it was BUUUUUSY, little did I know that when I blew my nose, the kleenex blew apart and a huge ol' booger had landed DEAD straight on my white cutters coat. "NO ONE, not even my best friend at the time, told me that I had this disgusting thing sitting in the middle of my chest......it wasn't until 5 HOURS later, when I took a break, that I noticed it right there in ALL it's glory, before God and WELL over 100 customers. Ever since then, when I blow my nose, I look down "LOL!"

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I second what George said ... LOL!

Actually, they probably didn't think enough of it ... they probably thought it was a piece of fat off the meat ...
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#23 Postby streetsoldier » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:25 am

That would have to be the time I was in a Civil War re-enactment, came home, changed into MPD uniform, and spent all night driving through the "projects"...thinking that the cap I was wearing was my MPD cap.

After the shift changed, one of the clowns I worked with asked me, "What's that on your head?" I reached up, took "it" off...and found, to my horror, that it was a C.S. yellow-and-grey kepi! And all that night, no one said a WORD... :oops: :oops: :oops:
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#24 Postby southerngale » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:41 am

I read some of these this morning and wondered whether to post or not.
You guys are funny and if ya'll can share, I guess I can too. :eek:

Anyone been to Schlitterbahn in New Braunsfels? Well, it was rated the #1 water park on the Travel Channel. Anyway, I was there a few years ago and I love all the water slides...everything. I went down this one slide with a friend and it's only supposed to be one person to a mat. We went down feet first laying down, me in front, and we lost the mat on the way down during a flip and we were flipping all over banging into each other and the sides...not the intention...lol...I even took in a little water and I'm a swimmer. Anyway, by the time I landed in the pool of water, I came up and caught my breath and everyone was asking if I was ok and I coughed a little and said I was fine....everyone was staring...you know how that goes. Well, I thought they were staring to make sure I was ok....then I felt a breeze, noticed something didn't feel right and looked down...my top had been forced well above it's intended location by the pressure and while I was catching my breath, I was giving everyone a free show!! Can you imagine???

Ok, back to my lil corner to hide... :oops:
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embarassing moment.....

#25 Postby WXBUFFJIM » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:56 am

:oops: Big oops. This happened at Ocean City, MD a few years back. I was in the ocean with a bathing suit on. Well the bathing suit was so loose fit and before I knew it, this big wave crashed in at 5-6 feet and you probably knows what happens next. Big waves and loose fitting bathing suits makes for a huge :oops: moment!!! :oops: :oops: :oops: Two words, BEHIND FLASHING!! :oops:

SG, Sounds like u prolly had no choice given your situation. Wow sounds :oops: . I can't stop :lol: :lol: :lol: either!!! Oh SG, you were mentioning about your top. What about the bottoms?? Were they intact?? hehehe. :oops: :lol: :eek:

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#26 Postby southerngale » Sat Nov 15, 2003 2:24 am

lol Jim.....yeah pretty much but I had kind of a funky thong thing going on.....not gonna explain any further, but that part was under water....thank the Good Lord!! :wink:
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#27 Postby WXBUFFJIM » Sat Nov 15, 2003 2:28 am

thank the good lord for that. That would have been even more :oops: :oops: :oops: if that was above the waters surface. Thankfully not. :lol:
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#28 Postby blizzard » Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:43 pm

southerngale wrote:I read some of these this morning and wondered whether to post or not.
You guys are funny and if ya'll can share, I guess I can too. :eek:

Anyone been to Schlitterbahn in New Braunsfels? Well, it was rated the #1 water park on the Travel Channel. Anyway, I was there a few years ago and I love all the water slides...everything. I went down this one slide with a friend and it's only supposed to be one person to a mat. We went down feet first laying down, me in front, and we lost the mat on the way down during a flip and we were flipping all over banging into each other and the sides...not the intention...lol...I even took in a little water and I'm a swimmer. Anyway, by the time I landed in the pool of water, I came up and caught my breath and everyone was asking if I was ok and I coughed a little and said I was fine....everyone was staring...you know how that goes. Well, I thought they were staring to make sure I was ok....then I felt a breeze, noticed something didn't feel right and looked down...my top had been forced well above it's intended location by the pressure and while I was catching my breath, I was giving everyone a free show!! Can you imagine???

Ok, back to my lil corner to hide... :oops:


I'm always missing the good moments.....lol
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#29 Postby Stormsfury » Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:50 pm

southerngale wrote:lol Jim.....yeah pretty much but I had kind of a funky thong thing going on.....not gonna explain any further, but that part was under water....thank the Good Lord!! :wink:


*SF wishes he coulda been there to see that* ... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That mighta made me thinking about being featured in your cookbook!

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#30 Postby pawlee » Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:07 pm

(flashers are in full effect tonight!)

ok, i have a million "power dork" moments but just about ONE HOUR ago, jami found something she isn't too happy with.

you see, we're having big troubles right now (so what else is new?) and last week while visiting my best friend, he gave me two rubbers for the "just in case" i decide to stray (which i don't intend to). it was more or less in humor but i took them and shoved them in my coat pocket like a souvenir and forgot about them. well, tonight while looking for my x-acto knife (which i frequently keep in my coat), she found those "ribbed for her pleasure" trojans. lol! needless to say i am in the dog house right now so this thread is perfect timing... p :)
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#31 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:10 pm

Ruh roh!!

LOL, you know, I don't have any skin-exposing embarrasing moments as of yet! Guess I'm lucky!
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#32 Postby azskyman » Sun Nov 16, 2003 7:57 am

There are some wonderful moments you've shared. Bronnie, all I can think of is that goofy yellow smiley face from Walmart commercials racing down the aisle and hovering over your exposed derriere with a big grin on his face...while your son knew EXACTLY what he had just done and loved every minute of it.

I've had a few, but one most embarrassing moment came the year I returned from Vietnam. I was substitute teaching for an eighth grade math class. While I was doing my best to present solution methods for particular problems on the front chalk board, I couldn't help but hear snickering around the room. I noticed a note being passed around from kid to kid. Rather than quietly walk back and pick up the note and throw it away, I instead asked the student to bring it up to the front of the classroom to me where I could read it. With a big grin, he did just that.

As I stood facing the class, they watched with great anticipation as I opened it up and read the message.

"Check it out, Teach's fly is wide open!!!!"

I turned my back, solved my problem, and then burst out laughing along with 25 other 13 year olds.

They also learned a scientific fact. There is a direct relationship between pulling up your zipper in public and the color of your face.
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#33 Postby azsnowman » Sun Nov 16, 2003 8:43 am

"LOL@STEVE!" I can't tell you HOW many times I've walked around with the *barn door* open, just glad I don't go *RAMBO!* (not wearing underpants)

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#34 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Sun Nov 16, 2003 8:48 am

LMAO!! That is a good one!!
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#35 Postby hunter84 » Sun Nov 16, 2003 7:45 pm

Alright I'll add to the laughter.
Many years ago when i was dating a girl , I was about 19, we were down at Duluth's lake walk and canal. Enjoying the evening watching boats go through the canal and I decided to show off by throwing rocks across the canal trying to hit the other side ( it was quite a ways across). I was getting them close but couldn't quite hit the other side so I tried one last time ( didn't know it would be my last) and really gave it my all. well as we watched and listened for the rock to either splash or hit concrete,as we listened, we heard a jingling sound in the air and then a splash. never did see the rock hit. a minute later I found out what that jingling noise was, it was my key ring that was in my coat pocket when I was throwing. it had my car keys(no spare), my keys to a convenience store(I was manager) keys to the safe, my bosses office key and a few others. oh was I up a creek.
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#36 Postby firefighter16 » Sun Nov 16, 2003 7:53 pm

Thats hard to believe Hunter........


That you were ever 19 yrs. old............ :lol:
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#37 Postby hunter84 » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:36 pm

here's another one that just happened today.
i am putting sheetrock up in a basement bathroom. Lowering the ceiling by about 6". I am using an 8' ladder to reach it and put screws in. i put up two full pieces yesterday then had to go to work last night, so today I put the last small piece up, the ladder(standing with legs extended is only about an inch from the ceiling) well you know that when you fold a ladder it gets taller than when it is at an angle with legs seperated. I couldn't get the ladder out of the bathroom because it kept hitting the ceiling when I tried to fold it,I tried tipping sideways same thing. Swore a few times then I took the last piece of sheetrock back off folded the ladder where it had room, got a stepstool and put the piece back up.
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#38 Postby Guest » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:40 pm

LoL Hunter you sure you just said a few choice words. Do you just hate that when it happens - you ask - why me? Glad you got the ladder out and the bathroom done. BTW do you know firefighter16????

Patricia
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#39 Postby blizzard » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:45 pm

firefighter16 wrote:Thats hard to believe Hunter........


That you were ever 19 yrs. old............ :lol:


I think that was about 30 years ago though.....lol :wink: :D
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#40 Postby firefighter16 » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:51 pm

Is someone inquiring about me???? Ticka.....

Now thats embarrassing..... :lol:
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