S2K Election 2004- Fair and Balanced

[Suzi Q]

Linda:
I appreciate your support. However, after receiving SEVERAL threatening phone calls this afternoon mentioning some rather explicit pictures taken of me yesterday afternoon while my supporters were being washed, coupled with the fact I do not have the obligatory 500 posts, I felt it was in my best interests to throw in the towel before things became ugly. Bickering among members regarding qualifications is not constructive and having those photos of me published is even less constructive. Perhaps next year, unless I have already accepted a post from a competing board.

[wx247]

No trolls

No merger

No taxes...unless we enter a time when we should need them, ie: we run out of moonpies.

Chicken is yummy...especially if grilled. I don't think the chickens should have the guns... why? Because of gun control for animals.

Sexy avatars only if no suggestive manner or nudity is present.

Garrett for Senate!!! YEAH BABY!!!

[OtherHD]

Don't vote for rainstorm. She is pro-greatone.

[wx247]

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Is this true rainstorm? :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Where is Jara for a S2K "news alert"?

[j]

A clarification is needed. I am a very much an energetic Northerner. True...I live amongst the lazy southerner, but I am still a YANKEE!

Here's the way I see it:

You can forget about the male vote in the South because they aren't going to tear themselves away from the NasCar races or fishing derbies long enough to get out and vote anyway.

Which leaves the woman. Ah yessss...the southern belle. Forgotten, lonely, and wishing they had a life. I hope to appeal to their suppressed and sheltered lives by offering each and every southern woman a weekend getaway with the Northern male of their choice. If they do not have a male selected, one will be provided to them, free of charge. With each weekend package we will provide a videographer to record all those special moments, for you to share with your friends back home while your husbands are out at the dirt track.

That’s all for now..I’ve got WORK to do!

[wx247]

oh, but j...having relatives from the south... all the males need is persuasion to get to the polls. And moonpies can do just that.

So ya'll can forget the southern males but that vote will be cast for Patricia.

[Lindaloo]

A clarification is needed. I am a very much an energetic Northerner. True...I live amongst the lazy southerner, but I am still a YANKEE!

Here's the way I see it:

You can forget about the male vote in the South because they aren't going to tear themselves away from the NasCar races or fishing derbies long enough to get out and vote anyway.

Which leaves the woman. Ah yessss...the southern belle. Forgotten, lonely, and wishing they had a life. I hope to appeal to their suppressed and sheltered lives by offering each and every southern woman a weekend getaway with the Northern male of their choice. If they do not have a male selected, one will be provided to them, free of charge. With each weekend package we will provide a videographer to record all those special moments, for you to share with your friends back home while your husbands are out at the dirt track.

That’s all for now..I’ve got WORK to do!

HMPH, HMPH and HMPH!!

[stormraiser]

I guess J just lost the few Southern Belles that may have considered voting for him

[j]

uh oh.....I think I might have sent the wrong message. Ok....forget the video then.

[wx247]

eep! eep! Scandal alert!

[furluvcats]

Well, j does have a point, I traded in my lazy, good for nothin NasCar watchin' southern husband in for an energetic Yankee boy, its done wonders for me! Perhaps he's got something there.... (Yankee men are more trainable, take heed my fellow Southern Bellles!)


Is ANYONE gonna second my nomination for "House Decorator?"

[j]

..hmmmm...still trying to figure out if that was a compliment or not from Fur?

I have to object to the "trainable" comment. How do you know we just aren't born perfect?

[Lindaloo]

I guess I am a good for nuthin', lazy, Nascar watchin' southern belle with no life too.

[southerngale]

Well, j does have a point, I traded in my lazy, good for nothin NasCar watchin' southern husband in for an energetic Yankee boy, its done wonders for me! Perhaps he's got something there.... (Yankee men are more trainable, take heed my fellow Southern Bellles!)


Is ANYONE gonna second my nomination for "House Decorator?"

I'll second it! I heard about your Christmas decorations.

Oh, and how much for a trainable Yankee man?

[furluvcats]

Because I've taken more than 1 of you, and molded you and inspired you, to become more bearable and livable . On the other hand, you do get bonus points for not watching NASCAR!

My success rate with men born and bred in the south was less fortunate. But you see a pattern here with what smart southern ladies do, don't ya j? We pick our fine Yank, and "yank" him into the deep south, into the gentel surroundings we love so much!

[j]

I guess I am a good for nuthin', lazy, Nascar watchin' southern belle with no life too.

I never said you were a good for nutin', southern belle with no life.

Nascar watching....maybe.

Linda...my sincere apologies if I offended you.

[furluvcats]

Linda...I'm simply picking on the men here!

[Lindaloo]

LOL you two. I was joking. hehe. GOTCHA!!

[wx247]

don't let Lindaloo fool you. She never jokes!

[Lindaloo]

don't let Lindaloo fool you. She never jokes!

When I mention wx247 it is a joke. So there!!