Train YOUR dog to be a good "Wee-Publican"...

#1 Postby **streetsoldier** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:20 pm

Get him, or her, a plush, stuffed cloth-covered toy with a squeaky center, preferably a "cat" (it should look like about the size of a 6" Subway), and call it "KERRY"; then, squeak it, tell your dog that "Kerry's laughing at you....now you better GET that Demo-cat!"

He or she WILL...Annabelle (she be a ho') LOVES her "ahrr-ahrr" time with her "Kerry"! :lol:

Lindaloo · #2 Postby **Lindaloo** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:21 pm

LMAO Bill!! There is one more trick. What was it?

#3 Postby **streetsoldier** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:28 pm

She growls when you try to take it away from her...she won't stop shaking her head, teeth fiirmly grasping the "evil one", until "it don't move no more" unless you retrieve it from out of her mouth...then, throw again, using the same words, and the process begins anew. :lol:

Josephine96 · #4 Postby **Josephine96** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:30 pm

LOL OK.. lol

#5 Postby **streetsoldier** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:33 pm

(Note: my NJ liberal sister says that we are "corrupting a perfectly good little poodle"... :roll:

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#6 Postby **coriolis** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:36 pm

That explains it! My shoes must be named Kerry!

#7 Postby **streetsoldier** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:39 pm

Are they flip-flops? :lol:

Well, at least they must be afterwards... :eek:

#8 Postby **coriolis** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:48 pm

Flip flops! soft and mushy, conforming to any shape, no good when the road gets rocky.

argh argh argh argh argh

Dogs are smarter than some people. Present company excepted, of course.

#9 Postby **streetsoldier** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:49 pm

OH, yassssss.......definitely "Kerry" shoes! :lol:

#10 Postby **coriolis** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:53 pm

No comparison to my Bush Boots. Good for rough terrain. Lots of backbone and good for kickin butt.

#11 Postby **streetsoldier** » Mon May 03, 2004 7:17 pm

Seriously weighing picking up a pair of those, myself; the choices are down to the Bates "Enforcer Series" boot, the ROCKY "Fort Hood" boot, and Magnum's "Storm" boot...all are 8" tall, breathable, waterproof Cordura/leather construction, and lightweight but STRONG. :larrow:

As to Annabelle (she be a ho'), all she will do with them is "hide" the occasional stray ice cube inside of them, for future retrieval. :eek:

#12 Postby **coriolis** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:20 pm

Better an ice cube in the shoe than on the radio.

Don't get cold feet in the pursuit of good.

But does Anabelle look to you when the ice cube is mysteriously missing? Hmm maybe we should have looked in Saddams shoes too.

Train YOUR dog to be a good "Wee-Publican"...

Train YOUR dog to be a good "Wee-Publican"...

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