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Breaking News - Taliban Threat

#1 Postby j » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:27 am

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
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#2 Postby Miss Mary » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:29 am

Must be a slow day at work huh j? ;-)

Now you'd think, j would have lots to do on a Monday morning? LOL

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#3 Postby therock1811 » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:31 am

LMBO! TOO funny!
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#4 Postby j » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:31 am

Mary - I'm just trying tio give you something to do besides cutting the grass and painting.
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#5 Postby Miss Mary » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:33 am

Which I ~should~ be doing, ya know...I'm sitting here killing time when I should be out doing yardwork. LOL

And why did you have to mention the darn painting?

Mary
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#6 Postby GalvestonDuck » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:35 am

Oh, that's just great. It's bad enough that no one comes out to pump gas anymore. Now I can't even go to the 7/11 and fill up because there won't be a cashier there to pay? No gas means I'll need to call a cab to get to work...oh, wait...that's out now also. Guess I'll have to walk.

Oh wait...I do that anyhow. :wink:

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#7 Postby furluvcats » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:25 am

Thanks for the chuckle J....how ya been anyway? I never hear from you anymore!
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#8 Postby stormraiser » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:34 pm

:rofl:
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