Funniest AFD Ever!

[cctxhurricanewatcher]

You only get to do this stuff (and get by with it) if you work on Christmas.


AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AMARILLO TX
400 AM CST SUN DEC 25 2005

.DISCUSSION...
ALTHOUGH THE AUTHOR IS UNKNOWN AND MOZART POSSIBLY PENNED THE
MUSIC...I HOPE THEY WON/T TURN OVER IN THEIR GRAVES AS I BRING YOU
THE FORECAST DISCUSSION IN THE FORM OF..DECK THE HALLS!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR RECORDS FALLING
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA
TEMPERATURES MONDAY WILL BE CLIMBING
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA

RIDGE BUILDS IN AND WEST WINDS BLOW
FA LA LA...LA LA LA...LA LA LA
HIGHS NEAR RECORDS MONDAY WITH NO SNOW
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA

TROUGH APPROACHES LATE TUESDAY
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA
MODELS FLOPPING EITHER WAY
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA

EURO IS FASTER WHILE THE ETA KEEPS IT WEST
FA LA LA LA...LA LA LA...LA LA LA
NO FCST CHANGES AS OUR GRIDS LOOK BEST
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA

OUR RAIN CHANGES STILL LOOK SLIM
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA
NORTHEAST PANHANDLE HAS BEST CHANCE TO WIN
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA

WEDNESDAY MORNING IS WHEN THE RAIN COULD FALL
FA LA LA...LA LA LA...LA LA LA
WESTERN PARTS COULD SEE IT SHOULD THE LOW STALL
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA

PROGRESSIVE PATTERN SETS UP THROUGH SATURDAY
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA
ANOTHER LOW MOVES BY SOMETIME THURSDAY
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA

COOLER TEMPERATURES WILL BE IN PLACE
FA LA LA...LA LA LA...LA LA LA
FRONTS PASS BY WITH A REGULAR PACE
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA

FROM YOUR WEATHER SERVICE...ALL TOGETHER
FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA
KEEPING OUR EYES ON YOUR PANHANDLE WEATHER
FA LA LA LA LA...
LA LA LA LA

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM YOUR NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN AMARILLO!

[senorpepr]

Haha... beautiful.

Now... if only I could get away with that for my forecasts...

[senorpepr]

Not nearly as funny, but from the EAX AFD:

MORNING 11-3.9 MICRON SATELLITE IMAGERY SHOWS A SHALLOW BUT
EXTENSIVE STRATUS CANOPY FROM NORTHERN LOUISIANA TO THE FAR REACHES
OF NORTHERN MANITOBA...WITH AVIATION PROBLEMS ABOUND ACROSS THE
MIDWEST. HOPEFULLY SANTA HAS HIS INSTRUMENT RATINGS. 08Z SURFACE
ANALYSIS AND PROFILER DATA SHOW THIS STRATUS IS ENTRENCHED WITHIN A
BROAD CYCLONIC LOW LEVEL FLOW CIRCULATION AROUND OUR DEPARTING STORM
SYSTEM.

[JenyEliza]

from FFC

AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION...UPDATED
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE PEACHTREE CITY GA
535 AM EST SUN DEC 25 2005

.SHORT TERM...(CHRISTMAS THROUGH MONDAY NIGHT)
TWAS THE NIGHT OF CHRISTMAS MORN AND ALL THROUGH THE WFO...A COLD FRONT WAS STIRRING UP SOME SHOWERS AND STORMS...HO HO HO. THE FRONT WILL QUICKLY PASS FOLLOWED BY AN UPPER LOW...THAT WILL CAUSE SOME MORE RAIN AND MAYBE EVEN SOME SNOW. ANY SNOW WILL BE BRIEF AND LIMITED TO THE FAR N LATER ON THIS EVE...FOLLOWED BY CLEARING SKIES AND A DRY START TO THE WEEK.

AND WE HEARD HIM EXCLAIM AS HE DROVE OUT OF SIGHT...HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF NOAA...YOUR FORECAST WAS JUST RIGHT.

[Brent]

From BMX(Birmingham, AL)

HAVE A EMOTIONALLY PLEASING NON-DENOMINATIONAL NON-SECULAR
GENDER NEUTRAL RACIALLY NEUTRAL LATE DECEMBER CELEBRATORY DAY...
(MERRY CHRISTMAS)

[WindRunner]

Amarillo always has fun with theirs.

I wish LWX would. We got a

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Better than their usual, anyways.

[wx247]

I love them all!!! Thanks for sharing.