I doubt the NWS can ignore this for much longer.
I think you can say that every winter is close!! That is the story of living in Western Washington. Places 15 miles to the east of my house get 400+ inches of snow on average each winter and routinely get bitterly cold.
1993-94 saw less than an inch in Bellingham!! Come on. Thats not close. Most lowland spots had 2-3 inches for the entire winter.
Add another degree or two on average to that winter and you have nothing.
I do think it is funny that you have all the winters memorized!! I laughed out loud at that one.
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