I did indeed commit an act of plagiarism on this forum, by way of inserting false text into a real article written by the Associated Press. The inserted text said that there was a French meteorologist left on Wake Island right before Hurricane Ioke. It was a morbid form of humor, because I was listening to all these people say that this imaginary man was going to die, including a particulary memorable quote which said he was "French Toast."
Having said that, I am very sorry for breaking the rules and it will never happen again. I appreciate the Storm2k team giving me a second chance, for I thought they would have been harsher than Ioke on the French man

Again, thanks for the opportunity, and I apologize for breaking the rules.