For a little humor :)

[yoda]

OMG!!!

JUST OUT OF THE VERMONT TEDDY BEAR FACTORY!! 5:56 PM EST

THE NEW MARTHA STEWART BEARS SET FOR STORES IN 1 WEEK HAVE REFUSED THE BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED OUTFITS ASSIGNED TO THEM..

LAST SEEN HEADING SOUTH TOWARD MANHATTAN IN A COUNTERCLOCKWISE CIRCULATION EXPECTED TO IMAPCT THE SOUTHEAST US IN 24-36 HOURS WITH A BARRAGE OF WIND CHIMES MADE FROM DISCARDED BEER CANS..

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE MARTHAS ARE PI**ED OFF!!

**BEAR FORECASTER GREENG13

[yoda]

hey yoda....

are ewoks considered bears? because all the animated/electronic ewoks might turn ill-tempered and attack the whole continent?


yikes!!

Yes yes, bears they are considered...

[greeng13]

my general forecast might have to take into account the recent developments with the ewok variety of bear...possibly merging with the martha stewart bears these bears combined will be called martha stewart vermont teddy bears instead due to the fact that the 94L bears (i.e.) the ewoks will more than engulf the martha stewart bears so it would make sense to call the result the martha stewart bears...this is after much animated discussion in the NBFC (national bear forecasting center)

[yoda]

my general forecast might have to take into account the recent developments with the ewok variety of bear...possibly merging with the martha stewart bears these bears combined will be called martha stewart vermont teddy bears instead due to the fact that the 94L bears (i.e.) the ewoks will more than engulf the martha stewart bears so it would make sense to call the result the martha stewart bears...this is after much animated discussion in the NBFC (national bear forecasting center)

[Guest]

In a related story the dyn-o-mat guy has reported that he's now constructing a bear diaper. He's hoping the diaper will knock the Cat 4 hunger down to a Cat 1.

[yoda]

In a related story the dyn-o-mat guy has reported that he's now constructing a bear diaper. He's hoping the diaper will knock the Cat 4 hunger down to a Cat 1.