Possible headlines - HUMOR before the advisory

[HurricaneBill]

Oh, I saw a headline that I knew would pop up with Katrina:

A picture of waves hitting shore.

Headline: "Katrina and the Waves"

[Comanche]

TRAIL OF ANIMALS WALKING TWO-BY-TWO LEADS TO MAN BUILDING ARC IN DOWNTOWN NW ORLEANS

[MetroMike]

To some people beer is a staple of life.

Plus the NFL season is gettin underway...

so yeah it's a must have to them up there.

[THead]

TRAIL OF ANIMALS WALKING TWO-BY-TWO LEADS TO MAN BUILDING ARC IN DOWNTOWN NW ORLEANS

SURPLUS MARDI GRAS BEADS USED TO BUILD MASSIVE DYKE

[alousteau]

STATE POLICE SETUP DUI CHECKPOINT DURING CONTRAFLOW.

999,550 BOOKED FOR NOT BEING DRUNK

BOURBON ST BARS HOLD CANDLE LIGHT VIGIN FOR BEER LEFT BEHIND.

COLLEGE KIDS SURF DOWN ST CHARLES

HOTELS BOOKED ALL THE WAY TO HOUSTON, BEER ONLY AVAILABLE WEST OF HOUSTON.

HOME DEPOT, LOWES AND WALMART BRINGING TRUCK LOADS OF BEER AS SOON AS STORM PASSES.

Down here we are no as think as you drunk we are!!!!!!!!

[Ixolib]

STATE POLICE SETUP DUI CHECKPOINT DURING CONTRAFLOW.

999,550 BOOKED FOR NOT BEING DRUNK

BOURBON ST BARS HOLD CANDLE LIGHT VIGIN FOR BEER LEFT BEHIND.

COLLEGE KIDS SURF DOWN ST CHARLES

HOTELS BOOKED ALL THE WAY TO HOUSTON, BEER ONLY AVAILABLE WEST OF HOUSTON.

HOME DEPOT, LOWES AND WALMART BRINGING TRUCK LOADS OF BEER AS SOON AS STORM PASSES.

Down here we are no as think as you drunk we are!!!!!!!!

For a minute there, I thought you said "candle light virgin". Didn't know there were any of those left on Bourbon Street!!

[Jagno]

The DUI is a probability, not a possibility since they've been announcing all week that the state has a 14,000 budget to check for DUI enforcement ove the weekend. LOL

[alousteau]

My sig doesn't say it, but I am in Baton Rouge. That is why I said the DUI thing. I did screw up and put virgin instead of vigil, either way you will not find either on Bourban St.!!!!!! If you do, buy her a few drinks!!!!!! If you live in S LA you will get the DUI thing, for those that don't (it may sound weird) but the have put a vendetta out for the next two weeks. It is funny that they only seem to make a big deal out of DUIs for a major holiday down here. Although for Mardi Gras they try to get you out of the city and let the cops in the outlying towns get you for DUI. I hope it stays away, but it seems we have been spared alot andI fear it may our turn, unfortuantly!!!