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For a little humor :)

#1 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:58 pm

SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
505 PM THURS SEPT 23RD 2004

BEAR SPOTTED ORDERING FAST FOOD FROM KISSIMMEE MCDONALDS

At 5PM EDT.. NWS RADAR INDICATED A BLACK BEAR MOVING S AT ABOUT 1 MPH AND SPOTTED FLIRTING WITH A MCDONALDS WORKER.

THE BEAR IS DANGEROUS AND PERSONS IN THE PATH SHOULD TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

THE SPC IN NORMAN HAS JUST ISSUED A BEAR WATCH UNTIL 730PM. THIS BEAR WARNING IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 535PM
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#2 Postby Guest » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:59 pm

hahah that's good stuff!
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#3 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:00 pm

LOL.. thought so
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#4 Postby Guest » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:00 pm

Are Bear spotters being required lol
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Re: For a little humor :)

#5 Postby yoda » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:01 pm

Josephine96 wrote:SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
505 PM THURS SEPT 23RD 2004

BEAR SPOTTED ORDERING FAST FOOD FROM KISSIMMEE MCDONALDS

At 5PM EDT.. NWS RADAR INDICATED A BLACK BEAR MOVING S AT ABOUT 1 MPH AND SPOTTED FLIRTING WITH A MCDONALDS WORKER.

THE BEAR IS DANGEROUS AND PERSONS IN THE PATH SHOULD TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

THE SPC IN NORMAN HAS JUST ISSUED A BEAR WATCH UNTIL 730PM. THIS BEAR WARNING IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 535PM


:crazyeyes: :crazyeyes:
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#6 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:01 pm

LOL

BEAR SPOTTERS ARE REQUIRED TO SELF ACTIVATE IF NEEDED
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#7 Postby yoda » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:02 pm

Josephine96 wrote:LOL

BEAR SPOTTERS ARE REQUIRED TO SELF ACTIVATE IF NEEDED


:slime: :slime:
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#8 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:03 pm

Yoda's a bear spotter lol
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#9 Postby yoda » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:03 pm

Josephine96 wrote:Yoda's a bear spotter lol


You got that right!

:moon2:
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#10 Postby cape_escape » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:05 pm

Josephine96 wrote:SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NWS MELBOURNE FLORIDA
505 PM THURS SEPT 23RD 2004

BEAR SPOTTED ORDERING FAST FOOD FROM KISSIMMEE MCDONALDS

At 5PM EDT.. NWS RADAR INDICATED A BLACK BEAR MOVING S AT ABOUT 1 MPH AND SPOTTED FLIRTING WITH A MCDONALDS WORKER.

THE BEAR IS DANGEROUS AND PERSONS IN THE PATH SHOULD TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

THE SPC IN NORMAN HAS JUST ISSUED A BEAR WATCH UNTIL 730PM. THIS BEAR WARNING IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 535PM



:lol: :lol:
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#11 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:07 pm

I'm just full of giggles today aren't I lol
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#12 Postby yoda » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:09 pm

Josephine96 wrote:I'm just full of giggles today aren't I lol


Yes you are... :jump:
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#13 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:10 pm

LOL I try
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#14 Postby yoda » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:12 pm

Josephine96 wrote:LOL I try


No. Do or do not.. there is no try. :D
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#15 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:13 pm

True.. :wink:
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#16 Postby Eyes2theSkies » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:51 pm

i don't know why i find this so funny :-)
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#17 Postby greeng13 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:53 pm

i'm telling you...those koalas from that last bear report should be getting here any minute...it's a tough swim from the panama canal!
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#18 Postby greeng13 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:54 pm

hey yoda....

are ewoks considered bears? because all the animated/electronic ewoks might turn ill-tempered and attack the whole continent?


yikes!!
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#19 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:55 pm

LOL
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#20 Postby greeng13 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:00 pm

OMG!!!

JUST OUT OF THE VERMONT TEDDY BEAR FACTORY!! 5:56 PM EST

THE NEW MARTHA STEWART BEARS SET FOR STORES IN 1 WEEK HAVE REFUSED THE BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED OUTFITS ASSIGNED TO THEM..

LAST SEEN HEADING SOUTH TOWARD MANHATTAN IN A COUNTERCLOCKWISE CIRCULATION EXPECTED TO IMAPCT THE SOUTHEAST US IN 24-36 HOURS WITH A BARRAGE OF WIND CHIMES MADE FROM DISCARDED BEER CANS..

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE MARTHAS ARE PI**ED OFF!!

**BEAR FORECASTER GREENG13
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