You Might Be A Floridian If....
- You exhibit a slight twitch when introduced to anyone with the first names of Charley, Frances, Ivan or Jeanne.
Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it.
You're looking at paint swatches for the plywood on your windows.
You think of your hall closet/saferoom as cozy.
Your pool is more accurately described as "framed in" rather than "screened in."
You no longer worry about relatives visiting in the summer.
You, too, haven't heard back from the adjuster.
You now understand that little "2% hurricane deductible" phrase.
You're putting together a collage on your driveway of roof shingles from your neighborhood.
You were once proud of your 16" electric chain saw.
Your street has more than three "NO WAKE" signs posted.
#2 about no more than $20 of food in the freezer describes me. I never keep my freezer filled during hurricane season.
