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Possible headlines - HUMOR before the advisory

#1 Postby dhweather » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:25 pm

CIGARETTE SALES RISE SHARPLY IN LOUISIANA, MISSISSIPPI AND ALABAMA


BEER SALES IN NEW ORLEANS TODAY EXCEED ALL OF MARDI GRAS SEASON


STORM2K'ERS ORDER RECORD NUMBERS OF VALIUM FROM CANADA


GOAT TELLS MISSISSIPPI MAN THAT HE'S LEAVING, KATRINA IS COMING


JEFFERSON PARISH OFFICIALS SINGING "DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY"
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#2 Postby HurryKane » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:27 pm

BEER SALES IN NEW ORLEANS TODAY EXCEED ALL OF MARDI GRAS SEASON


I picked up my requisite "uh oh" two boxes of Pop-Tarts today.
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#3 Postby Brent » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:28 pm

:roflmao:

CNN was reporting earlier that beer is the top thing people buy before a hurricane at Wal-Mart... I've been laughing ever since. :lol:
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#4 Postby dhweather » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:28 pm

HurryKane wrote:
BEER SALES IN NEW ORLEANS TODAY EXCEED ALL OF MARDI GRAS SEASON


I picked up my requisite "uh oh" two boxes of Pop-Tarts today.


HURRY KANE EATS SUPPLY OF POP TARTS WAITING FOR 10PM ADVISORY


:lol:
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#5 Postby elliotj » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:29 pm

That's Baba. And Happy Trails to You until we meet againn.
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#6 Postby cjrciadt » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:29 pm

Beer was the number 1 hurricane supply bought in FL according the Wal-Mart , no joke. :lol:
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#7 Postby huricanwatcher » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:31 pm

cjrciadt wrote:Beer was the number 1 hurricane supply bought in FL according the Wal-Mart , no joke. :lol:


i dont doubt it a bit........ NC PITT COUNTY ... after Floyd outlawed purchasing of beer for almost a week......... does that tell you anything...

(not that you could find any on any self at any store, gas station, quicky mart etc)
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#8 Postby beachbum_al » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:32 pm

:roflmao: Give me some of those hurricanes.
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#9 Postby HurryKane » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:32 pm

dhweather wrote:
HurryKane wrote:
BEER SALES IN NEW ORLEANS TODAY EXCEED ALL OF MARDI GRAS SEASON


I picked up my requisite "uh oh" two boxes of Pop-Tarts today.


HURRY KANE EATS SUPPLY OF POP TARTS WAITING FOR 10PM ADVISORY


:lol:


I just had me some steak, smartypants. Dad just called wanting to know the plan, man. He's still itching to come down.
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#10 Postby dhweather » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:32 pm

DHWEATHER VOWS TO NOT TRY AND CUT FINGER OFF AGAIN WHILE BOARDING UP



(actually, that's a fact, not a headline. I got a bad cut on a finger prepping for Ivan). HurryKane saw the blood and gore. :)
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#11 Postby HurryKane » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:33 pm

dhweather wrote:DHWEATHER VOWS TO NOT TRY AND CUT FINGER OFF AGAIN WHILE BOARDING UP



(actually, that's a fact, not a headline. I got a bad cut on a finger prepping for Ivan). HurryKane saw the blood and gore. :)


Saw, hell. It was pretty much my fault.
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#12 Postby dhweather » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:33 pm

HurryKane wrote:
dhweather wrote:
HurryKane wrote:
BEER SALES IN NEW ORLEANS TODAY EXCEED ALL OF MARDI GRAS SEASON


I picked up my requisite "uh oh" two boxes of Pop-Tarts today.


HURRY KANE EATS SUPPLY OF POP TARTS WAITING FOR 10PM ADVISORY


:lol:


I just had me some steak, smartypants. Dad just called wanting to know the plan, man. He's still itching to come down.


Tell pops to chill, and be ready to host a home full of refugees.

We can board up and be there before he can get here and back.
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#13 Postby dhweather » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:38 pm

NHC ANNOUNCES SHORTENED HOURS DUE TO LULL
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#14 Postby Sean in New Orleans » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:43 pm

RUN ON CANNED TUNA AT LOCAL GROCERY STORES OVERWHELM STORE MANAGERS IN METRO NEW ORLEANS
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#15 Postby HurryKane » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:44 pm

CLEAN UNDERWEAR FLYING OFF SHELVES AS KATRINA's WINDS BLOW INTO TOWN
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#16 Postby dhweather » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:45 pm

TROPICAL WEATHER OUTLOOK RELEASED BEFORE KATRINA ADVISORIES

Stewart says "the TWO was way easier than the forecast for Katrina"
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#17 Postby Mississippi Storm Magnet » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:46 pm

COMMUNITY COFFEE FLYING OFF SHELVES
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#18 Postby dhweather » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:53 pm

DAMN YOU AVILA!!!!! 89.5W ???
- dhweather


(just kidding folks.....)

Great discussion by Avila, he's rather accurate about this.
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#19 Postby Ixolib » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:55 pm

dhweather wrote:DAMN YOU AVILA!!!!! 89.5W ???
- dhweather


(just kidding folks.....)

Great discussion by Avila, he's rather accurate about this.


Hmmmm... Kinda close to home, huh!!
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#20 Postby dhweather » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:57 pm

Ixolib wrote:
dhweather wrote:DAMN YOU AVILA!!!!! 89.5W ???
- dhweather


(just kidding folks.....)

Great discussion by Avila, he's rather accurate about this.


Hmmmm... Kinda close to home, huh!!


Nothing like having a forecast plot for a cat 4/5 on top of your house.
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