Japanese Mafia Using Electromagnet to Make Katrina/Rita

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Japanese Mafia Using Electromagnet to Make Katrina/Rita

#1 Postby nequad » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:59 pm

This might be the funniest thing I have ever read.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,170064,00.html

Scott Stevens, a meteorologist who for nine years has been forecasting the weather on KPVI-TV (search) in Pocatello, says the Yakuza — the Japanese mafia — is using a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to launch terrific storms against the U.S. mainland.

The devastation of New Orleans was in revenge for the U.S. atomic bombing of Hiroshima, Stevens explains on his Web site. He says it will soon be used again against another major American city.




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#2 Postby The Big Dog » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:30 pm

Yeah, I saw this earlier. I don't quite know what to say. Just when you think you've heard it all, someone proves that you haven't. And don't worry -- someone will top this one eventually.

I was going to post it myself, but I have enough problems without the Japanese Mafia coming after me.

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#3 Postby drudd1 » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:38 pm

Quote from the link: "Rumors have long circulated of a secret Soviet weather weapon, but Stevens told the Idaho Falls Post Register he became convinced it existed after noticing strange patterns in a Montana cold front in 2004."

Actually, I think he probably became convinced after he stopped taking his medication in 2004 :D
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#4 Postby NoceoTotus » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:39 pm

drudd1 wrote:Quote from the link: "Rumors have long circulated of a secret Soviet weather weapon, but Stevens told the Idaho Falls Post Register he became convinced it existed after noticing strange patterns in a Montana cold front in 2004."

Actually, I think he probably became convinced after he stopped taking his medication in 2004 :D

I don't know... maybe it was because he started using a different ... uhhh... medication... :wink:
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#5 Postby TexasStooge » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:43 pm

OK, I've heard stranger stories, but those take the cake. :lol: :lol:
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TOO FUNNY!!!!

#6 Postby audioslave8 » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:06 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :THIS MADE MY DAY!!! I LOVE THAT GODZILLA PICTURE AS WELL HEHEHE
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#7 Postby nequad » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:06 pm

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Electromagnetic generator
Made by E.M. Clarke, "Magnetician," London, ca 1840. Donated by Carl Ekman, (1826-1903), graduated from Chalmers in 1842.
Kept in Stig Ekelöf Library.
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#8 Postby al79philly » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:10 pm

Japan has a mafia? Hmm... how bout that - I learn something new on here everyday.
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#9 Postby oneness » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:14 pm

lol ... go away!
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#10 Postby mcw » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:15 pm

Do not fear Yazuka. Giant mutant Alaskan HAARP moths will keep us all safe.

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#11 Postby DAVE440 » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:19 pm

ROFLMAO!!!

Sounds like the next James Bond will have his hands full with the
Yakuza as well as SPECTRE!!
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#12 Postby nequad » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:20 pm

What's sad about this story is this guy actually forecasts the weather on TV.

How, in good faith, can the management of the station employ a forecaster who believes weather systems can be moved by way of electromagnetic generator ?
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#13 Postby al79philly » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:21 pm

He's in Idaho.... The only ones watching him are the potatoes...
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#14 Postby mcw » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:22 pm

Nope, he's gone.

Click on the "goodbye, Scott" icon right side w/his picture.

http://www.kpvi.com/
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#15 Postby nequad » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:27 pm

Well...I did some resarch and found his site. The site is named
Weather wars



http://www.weatherwars.info/
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#16 Postby nequad » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:31 pm

Wow...I just watched that video. This is just... weird.
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#17 Postby mcw » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:33 pm

Should be lots more great pictures of digital noise near the sun and horsies and cows in the clouds on his site now that he is apparently without a gig.
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#18 Postby nequad » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:36 pm

Go to this page to see some cool satellite pics and his analysis.


http://www.weatherwars.info/satellite_1.htm
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#19 Postby al79philly » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:37 pm

Now that I think about it - I did see a cloud Wednesday up here.... And it was looking at me like it was all tough.... just waiting for me to say something to it to start a fight. But I'm a bigger man that that, so I just walked away. :D
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#20 Postby nequad » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:38 pm

Paging Jim Hughes....paging Jim Hughes. :wink:
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