Joke---Sam is dying

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Joke---Sam is dying

#1 Postby bfez1 » Wed May 21, 2003 8:39 am

Sam is dying...

His wife, Carol, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.
She held his fragile hand, with tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber.
He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling, Carol," he whispered.

"Hush, my love, " she said, "Rest. Shhhhhh, don't talk."

In his tired voice, "I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Carol. "Everything's
all right, just go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Carol, I... I cheated on you".

"I know," Carol whispered as she softly stroked his forehead.
"Just let the poison work"
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#2 Postby weatherlover427 » Wed May 21, 2003 10:08 am

:o Wow. :lol:
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#3 Postby ColdFront77 » Wed May 21, 2003 4:48 pm

Interesting! :o
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#4 Postby mf_dolphin » Wed May 21, 2003 5:08 pm

ROFLMAO
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#5 Postby pojo » Wed May 21, 2003 11:42 pm

OMG :o
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