The Story of My Life

[bfez1]

The Story of My Life ..
>
>When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend
>
>When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
>decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
>
>In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
>Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
>time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
>stability.
>
>When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
>totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
>became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
>excitement.
>
>When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
>her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
>anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
>often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
>directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
>
>When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
>planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
>that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
>
>I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big breast.

[weatherwunder]

Hmmmm.Sounds familiar!

[mf_dolphin]

ROFL....want to know what you're looking for when you're 46?

[CajunMama]

Can you say "Trophy Wife"!

[coriolis]

and a prescription for viagra