New State Slogans

#1 Postby **pojo** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:30 pm

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Meet My Uncle Vito
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Prostitutes and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: I'll answer Yep to everything you ask.
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared!!!

#2 Postby **coriolis** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:34 pm

Stormsfury · #3 Postby **Stormsfury** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:38 pm

OMG!, I love the South Carolina one...*LMAO*

MScoast · #4 Postby **MScoast** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:51 pm

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

LOL.......Alrighty then!

weatherlover427 · #5 Postby **weatherlover427** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 10:59 pm

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

:lol:

That's funny!

David · #6 Postby **David** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 11:36 pm

Go Rectangle state with the little notch in the NE corner! Rock on!

southerngale · #7 Postby **southerngale** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 2:17 am

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

lol - I don't even know Spanish, except I can count to 10 and know a few words.

However, I can speak a little French.

weatherlover427 · #8 Postby **weatherlover427** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 2:23 am

I speak a lot of Spanish ... no ofense to Floridians, but theirs should be...
FLORIDA: Where The Bad Drivers Reside

therock1811 · #9 Postby **therock1811** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:31 am

I d/k about the 15 last names part, but the list is definitely funny! ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Mary · #10 Postby **Miss Mary** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:43 am

The KY one....."Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names"....Now that's going to make some people angry! N Dakota's was funny, we really are part of the 50 states or something like that. Joshua, agree about FL - how about Florida: Where the slow poke drivers live! I hear locals hate the winter months and then they have to endure the tourist season too. Glad I live up north, actually!

mf_dolphin · #11 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:26 am

Florida - where you can stil drive after New Jersy and New York have taken your license! :-)

#12 Postby **streetsoldier** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:55 am

LOL....but if North Dakota seceded from the Union, it would be the world's thrid-largest nuclear weapons power, so...

"Yew vant to mess wid OOS? UFF-DA!"

mf_dolphin · #13 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:56 am

North Korea try messing with North Dakota! ;-)

#14 Postby **streetsoldier** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:03 am

It would look (and be funnier) if a picture of "Hagar the Horrible" was added, showing a 500K missile in the background with his finger on the button...'Ya, shur, yew betcha!" :o

deb_in_nc · #15 Postby **deb_in_nc** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:04 am

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

I don't have any grandkids but how about:

Florida: Fly like a terrorist !!

stormraiser · #16 Postby **stormraiser** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 12:49 pm

I liked the We put the "Fun" in Fundamentalis Extremism -- GA

Pro-Storm · #17 Postby **Pro-Storm** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 3:30 pm

Stormsfury wrote:OMG!, I love the South Carolina one...*LMAO*

Yep....this has got to be the best one 4-sure! :38:

#18 Postby **pojo** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 3:55 pm

deb_in_fl wrote: Florida: Fly like a terrorist !!

OMG ROFL!

#19 Postby **Stephanie** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:32 pm

Yep, that's Nu Juzzy!!!

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