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Late night Martha jokes

#1 Postby bfez1 » Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:14 am

Leno: I was watching America's Most Wanted on TV last night.
Oops, I'm sorry it was Martha Stewart Living.


Letterman: After she turned herself in Martha Stewart was
handed an eight page indictment, which she tastefully
converted into an eight piece matching place mat set.
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#2 Postby isobar » Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:29 am

lol. It's Martha Season, not Wabbit Season.
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#3 Postby bfez1 » Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:38 am

Poor Martha!!!
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#4 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:05 am

Poor little greedy Martha lol
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#5 Postby southerngale » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:43 am

LOL :D
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#6 Postby David » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:54 am

Martha, Martha, Martha!!!

I heard that Martha Stewart got a 40-page indictment. Saddam Hussein only got 8. That shows you you have a problem.
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#7 Postby Pro-Storm » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:37 pm

I love Martha :lying:
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#8 Postby OtherHD » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:43 pm

Martha Stewart is a :grrr: .
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#9 Postby wx247 » Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:26 pm

She is a really neat organized crook. ;)
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#10 Postby breeze » Fri Jun 06, 2003 4:44 pm

LOL! Martha...sheesh! Can anyone say, "deep Doo-Doo"??? :roll: :P
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#11 Postby David » Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:01 pm

deep Doo-Doo :D
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#12 Postby pawlee » Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:28 pm

Martha Stewart: the millenial Helmsley!

(think her and Leona will be bunkmates?)
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#13 Postby breeze » Fri Jun 06, 2003 6:34 pm

She'll figure out how to coordinate that pretty
striped suit, I'm sure...... :?
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#14 Postby David » Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:40 pm

Another from Leno!

"I turned on Matha Stweart this morning. You know what she was making? License plates! *rimshot*"

"We've booked Martha Stewart to come on this show. She will be here June 12th, 2019 when she gets out of prison."
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