I'm from West Virginia and these are funny

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I'm from West Virginia and these are funny

#1 Postby Pburgh » Sun Jun 08, 2003 8:24 am

> GOOD
> A Montgomery, WV policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
> wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy
> was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR
> TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road
> with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to
> just sell lemonade!)

> BETTER
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
> radar post in Charleston, WV. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
> cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
> responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

> BEST
> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As WV State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the WV State Police Ball. "He replied,
> "WV State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence
> while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed
> his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard
> to start her car.
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#2 Postby deb_in_nc » Sun Jun 08, 2003 12:34 pm

Those are good. My hubby is from Bluefield. I'll have to show him these.

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#3 Postby weatherlover427 » Sun Jun 08, 2003 2:24 pm

ROTFL at that last one! :lol:
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#4 Postby JetMaxx » Sun Jun 08, 2003 3:08 pm

ROFL!!! :lol:
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#5 Postby David » Sun Jun 08, 2003 3:32 pm

I lik the last one, and heard the 2nd one. :)
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#6 Postby pojo » Sun Jun 08, 2003 5:51 pm

Whether I've heard them or not, they are still funny!
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#7 Postby fixitmhn » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:06 pm

I've heard them before and I still laugh at them because THEY ARE FUNNY!
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