Are You Owned by Your Dog?

[TexasStooge]

How many of these statements apply to you and your dog?

1) You believe every dog is a lap dog.

2) If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

3) You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

4) You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.

5) You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.

6) You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.

7) No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog (s).

8) You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

9) You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

10) You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.

11) You let the neighbor's dog sleep over.

12) You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.

13) Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

14) When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

15) You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

[Janice]

l. My dog is too big, he never sits on my lap.
2.My dog does not own a sweater.
3.I do not have a picture of any of my pets in my wallet.
4.My dog was ugly when we got it, came into our yard as a pup half dead.
5.My dog does not talk on the phone.
6.I have a great time away from my dog.
7.No dog in my bed, just my cats.
8.No Way
9.No kissing my dog
10.Our yard is fenced, so no other dogs come in.
11.No Way
12.I know there are naughty dogs.
13.No way
14.My cats come first.
15.The dog does not sit on furniture.

[CajunMama]

My dogs and cat definately own me. I need to get a doggy door. All evening long it's up, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in, down, let them out, let them in. And i'm fool enough to do that everytime they scratch at the door.

[alicia-w]

1) Definitely not, my dog is a puppy and weighs 50 pounds!

2) Uh, no.

3) No.

4) Absolutely

5) Not my friends, just my husband

6) not exactly

7) There are limits! No animals in the bed!

8) Nope

9) I'll kiss her on top of her head.

10) I dont think so. Neighbors' dogs are like neighbors' kids. They're cute as long as they're in THEIR yard.

11) NEVER

12) i dont think so.

13) No

14) No, 'cause i'd freak out if she started to talk back!

15) no, only because she has her OWN chair!