Mirrors don't lie

[bfez1]

After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an
old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the
stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he
remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife,
Lizzy, didn't like his father. so he hung it in the barn, and every
morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day
after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As
she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly _itch he's
runnin' around with.

[Amanzi]

:o :o :o

[weatherlover427]

LOL!

[Pburgh]

That's a good one!!!
Thanks

[Stephanie]

OMG!!!!!

[j]

I must be slow..I had to read that twice!

[pojo]

:o :o :o OMG

[David]

Lame, but funny.

[coriolis]

That was cute.

Have you noticed in many stores that the picture frames on sale often have "display" pictures in them? Usually a good looking model, male or female. I knew a guy once who bought picture frames and left those pictures in (all female). He actually had these on display in his apartment. I thought it was a little spooky. I don't think I ever went back there, and I'm not making this up!

[azskyman]

Ed....another use for those photos. My bookkeeper sometimes found herself with a client asking more than just questions about dollars....so she kept a photo of a very muscular and very substantial fellow on her desk. She would then refer to him as her boyfriend whenever it was appropriate.

In reality...she had no boyfriend...but it held the wolves at bay.

[breeze]

Good one!