The perfect dress

[Pburgh]

THE PERFECT DRESS
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found
the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride
ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange
it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this
dress, and I'm wearing it," she
replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you
going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion
where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course
I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the
wedding."

[sunny]

LMAO - the mom gets the first strike in!!! I love it

[O Town]

Awesome!

[petal*pusher]

Love it Karan!!......p

[Miss Mary]

I've heard this joke before and it's a beaut! LOL!

[Kim_in_MN]

I will have to remember that for when my kids get married (they are 13 and 7 right now )

Kim