Perks of being over 50

[angelwing]

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are not very

interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you

are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--

anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated

arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into
the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.

18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

[Miss Mary]

I liked #9 best....until I saw that very last line!!!! I didn't even notice the large font. LOL

Mary

[O Town]

I am not there yet, but funny none the less...

[Miss Mary]

O Town - I was gonna say you're certainly not there yet - rub it in, rub it in! LOL

[Bobbie Lee]

#16 belongs to ME!

[azsnowman]

#4 fits me to a "T"! I mean heck, I'm in bed at 8:30 for heavens sake of course, I'm UP at 0400 in the mornings TOO

[Pburgh]

I own #6!!

[Windsong]

I"ll take #13. I also know every song in the grocery store!