WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

#1 Postby **alicia-w** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:16 am

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US
JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN
FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

#2 Postby **Pburgh** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:27 pm

I can really relate to No. 5. Thanks Alice.

#3 Postby **O Town** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:07 pm

LOL, I love those. :lol:

I have to say I have done all of the above but, #s 4, 6, &11 are my favs.

Lindaloo · #4 Postby **Lindaloo** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:56 pm

I own number 3 and 4. :lol:

Number 11 has happened to me plenty of times. I think the lid is up and bounce right off the seat onto the floor.

#5 Postby **Pburgh** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:30 am

Linda, regarding #11 - how about when both the lid and seat are up and you plop right into the toilet!!!! :eek:

kevin · #6 Postby **kevin** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:16 am

I got a reminder of what happens when girls drink too much when I got several phone calls last night from a certain friend of mine. :lol:

JenBayles · #7 Postby **JenBayles** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:30 am

Pburgh wrote:Linda, regarding #11 - how about when both the lid and seat are up and you plop right into the toilet!!!!

OUCH! Been there done that.... :lol:

Then there's the Drunk Dude move that Dave pulled early in our married years: turn left instead of right, pee in the laundry basket in the closet...
:eek:

j · #8 Postby j » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:44 pm

Now there's nothing wrong with a drunk woman. I offer this supposed shot of A. Jolie drunk:

chadtm80 · #9 Postby **chadtm80** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:31 pm

I see ntohing wrong with it at all j :-)

#10 Postby **LAwxrgal** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:59 pm

She looks pretty sober to me...

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

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