How to interrogate Terrorists

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- "Please give us information”

- If no information is given then “pretty please give us information”.

- If still there is no response, “pretty please with sugar on top”.

- If given court approval the interrogator could offer to be the terrorist’s “very best friend” in exchange for information.

- “I double-dog-dare you to give us information”.

- tell them “we won’t be their friend anymore if they don’t give us the information”.

- “I swear, if you don’t give me the information I want, I’ll have that woman over there take off all her clothes”.

- You could always just break down in tears if they won't give you the information. It always works for me. LOL I'm sure we could try that!!

- bring bacon into the room...or poor bacon grease on them and deny any shower until said information is spilled.

- Personally, I would strip them down naked and make them run barefooted through a patch of Teddy Bear Cholla (aka the Cactus from Hell).

- Blast Springstein's "Born in the USA" at time for hours on end

- "Triple-Dog-Dare"!

- Make them kiss a rabbit