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Riddle of the day

#1 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:15 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
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Michael J. Fox has a small one.
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Madonna doesn't have one.
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The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
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Clinton uses his all the time.
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Bush is one
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Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
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Liberace never used his on women.
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Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
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Cher claims that she took on 3.
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We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
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What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
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> > The answer is: "A Last Name."
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> > You didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you?
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#2 Postby alicia-w » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:16 am

honestly, the last name was not the first thing i thought of.
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#3 Postby O Town » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:17 am

:lol: :lol: You got me.
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#4 Postby coriolis » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:19 am

My last name (Brown) is shorter than average and that's all I'm going to say.
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#5 Postby j » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:30 am

I made my guess when I got to the Clinton one.

Good one Chad
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Re: Riddle of the day

#6 Postby southerngale » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:33 am

chadtm80 wrote:you didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you?

Actually, yeah. :P

But, good one.
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#7 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:56 am

Well I sure thought dirty. LOL! But because of who started this. If j had started this then I would not have read it. :cheesy:
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#8 Postby j » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:58 am

Lindaloo wrote:Well I sure thought dirty. LOL! But because of who started this. If j had started this then I would not have read it. :cheesy:


If I had started this, you would have PM'd me with your guess.
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#9 Postby Brent » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:02 pm

alicia-w wrote:honestly, the last name was not the first thing i thought of.


:roflmao:!!!!!
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#10 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:58 pm

j wrote:
Lindaloo wrote:Well I sure thought dirty. LOL! But because of who started this. If j had started this then I would not have read it. :cheesy:


If I had started this, you would have PM'd me with your guess.



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#11 Postby JonathanBelles » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:08 pm

ya got me lol
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#12 Postby Pburgh » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:07 pm

I knew if it was from Chadman, he wouldn't, couldn't be a dirty joke!!!!! As soon as he said Clinton uses his all the time --------------------------why, what else could it be but his





last name.
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