You're An EXTREME Redneck When....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the
same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls
on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying,
"Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth
than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get
a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
your wife drunk.
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13. You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.
Been there, done that...the only difference was it was my grandmoms freezer, if she didnt have ice cream or most frozen things, run outside into the shed to retrieve it...when it was cold and rainy or icy outside at night, made for an interesting trip...
fridge.
Been there, done that...the only difference was it was my grandmoms freezer, if she didnt have ice cream or most frozen things, run outside into the shed to retrieve it...when it was cold and rainy or icy outside at night, made for an interesting trip...
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Jim Cantore
You might be a redneck if......
You've taken a pregnancy test and a sobriety test on the same day.
You carry more then two extra tires in the back of your truck
You were married in a laundromat
A screwdriver is required to open the trunk of your car
Your bucket seats are real buckets
Both you and your wife wore ponytails on your wedding day
You've ever heated a cup of coffee with a welding torch
You eat cotton candy more than three times a week
The only thing you inherited from your father was alcoholism
There is a four-wheeler parked in your bedroom
You've taken a pregnancy test and a sobriety test on the same day.
You carry more then two extra tires in the back of your truck
You were married in a laundromat
A screwdriver is required to open the trunk of your car
Your bucket seats are real buckets
Both you and your wife wore ponytails on your wedding day
You've ever heated a cup of coffee with a welding torch
You eat cotton candy more than three times a week
The only thing you inherited from your father was alcoholism
There is a four-wheeler parked in your bedroom
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I first learned the meaning of the word "redneck" way back in junior high when we had a very small group of kids in a club called FFA (Future Farmers of America). Guess there weren't many farmers (the livestock and veggie-raising kind) in a central Kentucky city surrounded by horse breeding farms. I understood the term to refer to the sunburn on their necks and never really saw it as an derogatory word until later years. Besides, my dad was working on his Master's degree in agriculture when he passed away in '73. So, as far as I was concerned, being a rednecked farmer was a pretty good thing. And as much as I like beef, chicken, pork, milk, and fresh vegetables, I'm all for farmers.
Now, hillbilly, on the other hand, was an extremely bad term. I have yet to find any decent depiction of the bad side of rural life in eastern Kentucky here on the internet to show as an example. But if you ever get to go to Appalachia (that includes parts of Pennsylvania and West Virginia as well), you'll get an idea of how bad life can be there and what the term "hillbilly" refers to.
Now, hillbilly, on the other hand, was an extremely bad term. I have yet to find any decent depiction of the bad side of rural life in eastern Kentucky here on the internet to show as an example. But if you ever get to go to Appalachia (that includes parts of Pennsylvania and West Virginia as well), you'll get an idea of how bad life can be there and what the term "hillbilly" refers to.
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well the term redneck here doesnt really mean anything derogatory.As with any slandering word it all depends on how the intended victim takes it.If one were to refer to me as a redneck i would smile and say thanks for the compliment.I drive a big truck that does have mud all over it i hunt and fish frequently and i happen to live in an area where inside the city you still have to worry about hitting deer in the streets.This is not to say its a small town has bout 75000 people.My sourthern accent is very strong and when travelling up north have been questioned on what i mean when i say something sometimes.I dated a girl from NYC awhile back and she couldnt grasp the term "do what" its commonly used here and usually a response to what someone says.Its not meant in the way she thought which was that the person did not hear her and was asking her to repeat it....we mean it as a way of saying "no way" its an expression used to signify our astonishment at a comment like its unbelieveable!
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