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Pastor's buisness Card

#1 Postby angelwing » Mon May 07, 2007 9:54 pm

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked."
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#2 Postby Dee Bee » Tue May 08, 2007 9:50 pm

Thanks for the smile -- I needed that!! :lol: :lol:
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