Drunken astronauts reportedly allowed to fly

[flwxwatcher]

They should have a future flying with Northwest Airlines after retiring from NASA.



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19979164/

[Category 5]

They should have a future flying with Northwest Airlines after retiring from NASA.

No.

Heres their future.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpIHQW2Ycv4

[Opal storm]

Could you imagine seeing that shuttle flying through space if they were drunk?

[HURAKAN]

"I think I'm seeing too many stars."

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

This explains the whole "wearing diapers" thing a little bit better!

[HURAKAN]

This explains the whole "wearing diapers" thing a little bit better!

She has to be one of the drunken ones because alcohol is the only explanation to all her stupidities.

[Terrell]

Perhaps they've been listening to the beginning of Elton John's song Rocket Man a little too much.

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time...
http://www.eltonography.com/songs/rocket_man_i_think_its_going_to_be_a_long_long_time.html