I had a job.....

[coriolis]

I had a job as a teacher, but didn't make the grade.
I had a job as a surveyor, but didn't measure up.
I had a job as a butcher, but couldn't cut it.
I had a job in a foundry, but didn't fit the mold.
I had a job as a fashion designer, but wasn't the right material.
I had a job as a painter, but was off color.
I had a job as a train engineer, but couldn't stay on track.
I had a job as a doctor, but lost my patience.
I had a job as a golf caddy, but couldn't stay on course.
I had a job repairing furnaces, but didn't warm up to it.
I had a job racing cars, but couldn't get up to speed.
I had a job as a pilot, but couldn't get off the ground.
I had a job as a banker, but lost interest.
I had a job making telescopes, but couldn't keep focused.
I had a job in photography, but it didn't develop.
I had a job as a plumber, but it went down the drain.
I had a job as an magicians assistant, but I didn't appear.
I had a job at a soap factory, but became washed up.
I had a job making jigsaw puzzles, but I couldn't get it together.
I had a job parking cars, but my space was taken.
I had a job as a model, but couldn't hold the position.
I had a job as a mortgage broker, but couldn't get settled.
I had a job as an image consultant, but I didn't show up.
I had a job as a philosopher, but I couldn't see the purpose.
I had a job as a lifeguard, but was in over my head.
I had a job as a preacher, but didn't have a prayer.
I had a job installing wallpaper, but couldn't get the hang of it.
I had a job at a tobacco store, but wasn't up to snuff.
I had a job as a word processor, but wasn't the right type.
I had a job making pillows, but I didn't have the right stuff.
I had a job unloading trucks, but I got docked.
I had a job on a fishing boat, but I made too many waves.
I had a job as a barber, but didn't make the cut.
I had a job making television shows, but couldn't produce

[Dee Bee]

I love these! Very clever!