Lie Detector

[angelwing]

Lie detector


John was a salesman's delight when it came to any
kind of unusual
gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to
get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his
unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a
lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their
11 year old son,
returned home from school.
Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been?
Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked
John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit
project,'
said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped
Tommy, knocking him

completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John,
'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where
you really were after

school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'
said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answer ed Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again
slapped him, knocking
him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up,
sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John.
'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'


The robot then walked around to John
and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out
of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears
and said, 'Boy, did
you ever ask for that one!
You can't be too mad with Tommy.
After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to
Marsha and knocked
her out of her chair.

[brunota2003]

Ohhh...snap! Haha, that is...haha!

[Brent]

!!!!!!!!!

[JonathanBelles]

ROFL!!!

[tropicana]

moral of the story: Do not speak when not spoken to, its sometimes better not to say anything at all. hahahahahaha

[TexasStooge]