Funny Chinese-styled Slogans (Non-Politic thread)

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Funny Chinese-styled Slogans (Non-Politic thread)

#1 Postby wyq614 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:43 am

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Congratulates to the parent of a student of our school Yang Liwei on being the first Chinese astronaut that FLIES TO THE SPACE

(with his wings?)

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Police reminds you:

If you steal something just one time,
you'll be considered as a thief for your entire life.

Municipal National Security Bureau.

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Bear less and plant more tobacco.
(a slogan about the controversial one-child policy in China)

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Those who steal the covers of well will have their hands cut off.
(Don't worry, no one will really cut their hands off)

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China also has missiles.

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Mr. Thief
One of my family members has caught SARS, please don't come in and steal things, it could lead to fatal outcome!
The host

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Don't try to open the door with jimmy, there isn't anything left in the room. (The codes above is Uyghur characters)

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Those criminals found robbing the bank will be

SHOT DEAD IMMEDIATELY

Kai Xian Municipal Security Office

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Whoever cut these trees off will have his mother killed.

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13070226033 make (fake) certificates
All that I want to do is just to make certificates and I'll f*k whoever dares to remove my number on the wall.

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THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES ARE PROHIBITED HERE:
Damnit (Damn you)
Get away! (Don't trouble me!)
I feel bad seeing you (You're the one that make me suck)
Complain to my boss (not to me)
You're such a mean person! (You're an idiot)
F*k you!
I'll teach you a good lesson!

JIANGXI PROVINCIAL HIGHWAY ADMINISTRATION BUREAU
SERVICE CENTER.

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Any bicycle robbers, once caught, will be executed in no time.
(note: Well it's not lynch, the characters here do nothing but scare people.)

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Jiaodian (product brand), accomplish your desire of enhancing your breast
Dancing Contest for the celebration of International Children's Day, Jiaxing City
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