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beetle facts

#1 Postby pawlee » Mon Jul 21, 2003 10:21 pm

(someone posted this on a Yahoo news messageboard)

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Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....

What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...

When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.


When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,
THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled
muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!
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#2 Postby pvroses » Mon Jul 21, 2003 11:17 pm

Lol ! Very cute ! Not that I could actually say this whole thing outloud w/o a tounge transplant ! :P I had a major flashback to reading my daughter "Fox in Socks" ..... that book mysteriously dissappeared ! :wink: ~K
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#3 Postby Amanzi » Tue Jul 22, 2003 12:15 pm

Good tounge twister.. I love em :) One of my secret talents ;)
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