Classes for Men

[Guest]

Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults - Sign-up by
July 31, 2003
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content, each
course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.


TOPIC 1
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step, with slide presentation.


TOPIC 2
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion.


TOPIC 3
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP
AND
AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group Practice.


TOPIC 4
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.


TOPIC 5
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO
THE
KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on Video.


TOPIC 6
LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT.
Help line support and support groups.


TOPIC 7
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.....


Open forum.


TOPIC 8
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape.


TOPIC 9
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testimonials.


TOPIC 10
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.


TOPIC 11
LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH
OTHERS.
Online classes and role playing.


TOPIC 12
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.


TOPIC 13
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES,
OTHER
IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.


Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.


TOPIC 14
CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS:
Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong
so
that they can be easily found.


Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any
survivors.

[breeze]

Thanks, mrs.chad! LOL, I have found #9 to be most true! Why IS that, guys?

[JetMaxx]

I definitely need to take topics #3, 6, 12, and possibly 13

[JetMaxx]

I've never had a problem with #9 Annette...but #3 and #12 have been major challenges

[breeze]

LOL @ #3, Perry! But, #12? I even fit in that category! Get in,
get what I need, and get out! Crowds - yuck!

[streetsoldier]

Here, the gender is reversed insofar as the courses offfered. Getting "her" to take them? Never happen.

[JCT777]

Here is my take on those courses:

TOPIC 1
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
My refrigerator has an ice maker, so this course is unnecessary.


TOPIC 2
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
I actually change the toilet paper roll when it is empty. Imagine that!


TOPIC 3
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
It's possible, but what fun is that?? hehe.


TOPIC 4
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
I really DO use the hamper. Honest!


TOPIC 5
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO
THE
KITCHEN SINK?
I will be registering my wife for this course, as I usually take care of the dishes.


TOPIC 6
LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT.
I usually have to steal the remote from my significant other, or wait until she falls asleep.


TOPIC 7
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.....

The only thing I have ever truly lost is my mind. But I know I will never find it anyway.


TOPIC 8
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
OK, I think I should sign up for this one.


TOPIC 9
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Directions??? What are they?? hehe.


TOPIC 10
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Well, she rarely attempts this activity so there is no problem here.


TOPIC 11
LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH
OTHERS.
The wife and I have lived together for 10 years, so I know little or nothing about living alone.


TOPIC 12
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
I may need to take this course more than once. 5 times ought to do it!


TOPIC 13
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES,
OTHER
IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

I have yet to forget the important dates. And I always call when I am going to be late.


TOPIC 14
CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS: Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so that they can be easily found.

Another course that I should sign my wife up for. I can't even count the number of times we have been late for something because she is looking for her keys, purse, etc. [/b]

[Pburgh]

Geez John, Maybe you should teach a couple courses.

[bfez1]

Funny and so true!
Men!!!!

[vbhoutex]

:rofl::rofl:

HHHHMMMMM!!!! And my take is....

TOPIC 1
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step, with slide presentation.
not necessary except for other household members. I do it!! :o


TOPIC 2
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion.
See topic 1 response


TOPIC 3
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP
AND
AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group Practice.
Why??? :grab:


TOPIC 4
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Son has been signed up for several sessions of this very essential course!!!!


TOPIC 5
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO
THE
KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on Video.
See Topic No. 1 answer


TOPIC 6
LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT.
Help line support and support groups.
STAY AWAY FROM MY REMOTE!!! Actually we share it!!! :o


TOPIC 7
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.....


Open forum.
I don't scream except tp get heard over the TV!


TOPIC 8
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape.
Ok, so I slack off once in a while, so what? :fishslap:


TOPIC 9
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testimonials.
I NEVER GET LOST! DEAL WITH IT!

TOPIC 10
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.
ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING???YES IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!


TOPIC 11
LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH
OTHERS.
Online classes and role playing.
PASS!


TOPIC 12
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
DRAG ME ALONG!! BEAT ME DOWN!!! Beam me up Scotty!!


TOPIC 13
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES,
OTHER
IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.


Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Not an issue!! Remember what?


TOPIC 14
CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS:
Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong
so
that they can be easily found.
Wife and son are enrolled.

[Colin]

LOL! SO TRUE!!!

[j]

TOPIC 3
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP
AND
AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group Practice.

Seems to me..if it wasn't constantly drilled into our heads that we need to put the seat down all the time, this would never happen! Woman are so hard to please!

[therock1811]

First off, I gotta say that all this is I guess true! I don't drive though... Second, I hope you do know Chad might kill ya for this one! LOL!

[Amanzi]

HA! good one Mrs Chad...... I think I should send my husband to ALL of these I was left with a beautiful sink full of breakfast dishes and a whole pile of empty ice trays just this morning!!