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Walking along the beach

#1 Postby bfez1 » Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:30 am

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,

"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,

I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."



The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the

enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required

to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would

take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,

but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I

wish that I could understand my wife! I want to know how she feels inside,

what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she

cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I

can make a woman truly happy."



The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four?"
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#2 Postby JCT777 » Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:37 am

LOL! Yep, even God doesn't understand women. :lol: :wink:
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#3 Postby coriolis » Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:41 am

he he he
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#4 Postby southerngale » Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:33 pm

LOL!!!!!!
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#5 Postby wx247 » Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:39 pm

:lol: :lol: :) That is great! :) :lol: :lol:
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#6 Postby David » Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:00 pm

LOL!!! :D
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#7 Postby Pburgh » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:38 pm

Who says she doesn't understand women!!!!!! YIKES, I'll start something now.

Good one!!!
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#8 Postby Amanzi » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:02 pm

Throw in some pregnancy hormones, and Im sure he would have been offered an autobahn plus a road side hotel :roll::lol:
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#9 Postby Pburgh » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:55 pm

LOL Bron
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#10 Postby streetsoldier » Fri Aug 01, 2003 3:00 am

It is reported that Dr. Sigmund Freud's last words were, and I quote...

"What do women want? My God, what do women want?"

My answer? "Girls just want to have FUND$"! :wink:
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#11 Postby Colin » Fri Aug 01, 2003 9:12 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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