Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car

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Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car

#1 Postby HURAKAN » Sat May 08, 2010 8:41 am

Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car

Fri May 7, 8:34 am ET

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. – The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
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#2 Postby LilGrimmy » Tue May 11, 2010 3:45 pm

Seriously? His name is Lord Jesus Christ?
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car

#3 Postby Category 5 » Tue May 25, 2010 2:13 pm

Looks like the Bible will need some revisions. :lol:
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