The redneck in all of us...

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The redneck in all of us...
There's a Little Bit of Redneck in All of Us
Whether we live in the Mountains, the Bayou, a River Town, Farm Country, Backwoods, on the County Line, Urbania, Suburbia or even Trump Tower, there's a little bit of Redneck in all of us. No hard feelings, y'all.

A redneck died and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it until she turns 14.

Down home, folks now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more.
They were told 17 and under are not admitted.

The minimum drinking age down home has been raised to 32.
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Down home, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.

How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Down home, we've got a new $3,000,000 State Lottery.
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

Recently, the Governor's Mansion burned down.
In fact, it took out the whole trailer park.

The best thing to ever come out of my hometown is Interstate 40.

A State Trooper stopped a pickup truck.
He asked the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver said, "Boutwhat?"