Homesick

[angelwing]

I was sitting in a truck stop restaurant when a trucker came in and sat down. The waitress came to take his order, and he told her, "I want you to cook two eggs just as hard as you can make them. Cook two strips of bacon about half done, then burn a couple of pieces of toast and if you would, when you set them down can you give me a dirty look?"

The waitress asked him, "Why would you want me to do that?"

"I'm getting awefully homesick," the trucker told her