Duck Hunting Three Kick Rule

[Pburgh]

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural

Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly

farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he

was doing.



The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell

in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."



The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and

you are not coming over here."



The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best

trial attorneys in the United States and, if you

don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take

everything you own.



The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you

don't know how we se ttle disputes in Tennessee. We

settle small disagreements like this with the

"Three Kick Rule."



The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"



The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute

occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and

then you kick me three times and so on back and

forth until someone gives up."



The attorney quickly thought about the proposed

contest and decided that he could easily take the

old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.





The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor

and walked up to the attorney. His first kick

planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot

into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his

knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the

lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.



The law yer was on all fours when the farmer's third

kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a

fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his

will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face

with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, Now it's my turn."



[I love this part....]



The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up.

You can have the duck."

[JCT777]

Too funny!!!

[GalvestonDuck]

Grrrrrrrrrr

[coriolis]

I'll remember that one.

[Pro-Storm]

Poor ducky......very funny 1!