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Mammogram report----joke

#1 Postby bfez1 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:21 pm

A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping
> > on her
> > >>bed and squealing with delight.
> > >>
> > >>Her husband watched her for a while and then
> > asked,
> > >>"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?
> > What's
> > >>the matter with you?"
> > >>
> > >>The woman continued to bounce on the bed and
> > said, "I
> > >>don't care. I just came from having a mammogram
> > and
> > >>the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18
> > year-old."
> > >>
> > >>The husband said, "What did he say about your
> > 55 year
> > >>old a$$?"
> > >>
> > >>"Your name never came up," she replied
> >
> >
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> >
> >
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#2 Postby JCT777 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:38 pm

LOL! :lol: Bonnie, if you have saved every joke that you posted here - then I swear you must have the best joke encyclopedia in the world. Keep 'em coming! :)
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#3 Postby bfez1 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:39 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 Postby David » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:52 pm

Ouch... lol.
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#5 Postby pojo » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:31 pm

Ouch!!! That one will leave a mark!
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#6 Postby Lake Effect1 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:45 pm

HAHAHAHAHA!!! where do you keep finding these great jokes??????? I almost fell off my chair!!!
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#7 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:46 pm

LMAO!!!
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#8 Postby sunnyday » Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:52 pm

I love this one!!!!
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#9 Postby Amanzi » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:15 pm

Ha take that you rude man... dont try steal a womans thunder ;)
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