Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !
Just trying to get y'all in the spirit of the season!
Halloween joke
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Halloween joke
What do witches eat at Halloween ?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !
Just trying to get y'all in the spirit of the season!
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !
Just trying to get y'all in the spirit of the season!
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LOL! hehe
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
-He didn't have the guts
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
-Bone appetit!
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
-Ice Scream
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
-Spelling
What do you call a skeleton that won't work?
-Lazy bones
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
-A plumpkin
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
-Dayscare centers
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
-Boo boos
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
-Benjamin Frankenstein
What do witches put on their hair?
-Scare spray
What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
-Hide and shriek!
How does a witch tell time?
-She looks at her witch watch.
How does a monster score a football touchdown?
-He runs over the ghoul line.
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
-Twick or tweet
Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
-They loved in vein.
Why do mummies make good employees?
-They get all wrapped up in their work.
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
-Home Moaner's insurance
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
-Because people are dying to get in.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
-His ghoul friend.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
-Count Duckula
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
-He didn't have the guts
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
-Bone appetit!
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
-Ice Scream
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
-Spelling
What do you call a skeleton that won't work?
-Lazy bones
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
-A plumpkin
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
-Dayscare centers
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
-Boo boos
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
-Benjamin Frankenstein
What do witches put on their hair?
-Scare spray
What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
-Hide and shriek!
How does a witch tell time?
-She looks at her witch watch.
How does a monster score a football touchdown?
-He runs over the ghoul line.
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
-Twick or tweet
Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
-They loved in vein.
Why do mummies make good employees?
-They get all wrapped up in their work.
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
-Home Moaner's insurance
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
-Because people are dying to get in.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
-His ghoul friend.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
-Count Duckula
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Why couldn't the ghost couple have kids?
Because he had a holloweenie.
Because he had a holloweenie.
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These are great! 
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I can't claim it as my own... one of my professors told us that the other day.
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