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Wake-up calls...

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:04 am

What are some ways to wake a sleepy person up (*Not recommended):

*1. Place a pair of ear phones on the person and turn the music up real loud.
*2. Yell "FIRE" or let the fire alarm wake him/her up.
*3. Place an ice cold can of soda on their bare skin.
*4. Activate your car alarm near by (If you have one).

If you want to add to this, be my guest, this is all I can come up with.
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#2 Postby JCT777 » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:15 am

Pour a bucket of ice water on them.
Tell your kids to use the person as a human trampoline.
Start hammering right outside of their bedroom window.
Use a high-powered leaf blower to blow the sheets off their bed.

:wink:
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#3 Postby TexasStooge » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:35 am

JCT777 wrote:Pour a bucket of ice water on them.
Tell your kids to use the person as a human trampoline.
Start hammering right outside of their bedroom window.
Use a high-powered leaf blower to blow the sheets off their bed.

:wink:

Speaking of 'high powered', use a chainsaw!
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#4 Postby GalvestonDuck » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:42 am

TexasStooge wrote:Speaking of 'high powered', use a chainsaw!


Only in Texas! :wink:
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#5 Postby pojo » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:47 pm

Have a drill sgt come screaming into the room banging on a garbage can (those days are coming up!)
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#6 Postby bfez1 » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:49 pm

Stick matches between their toes and light them!
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#7 Postby TexasStooge » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:51 pm

LOL pojo & bfez1!
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#8 Postby bfez1 » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:52 pm

That'll get em up quick!!!
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#9 Postby pojo » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:55 pm

No kidding! Another one:

Blow horn right next to their ear!
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#10 Postby TexasStooge » Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:10 pm

I GOT ONE!

Shine a bright flash-light at their eyes!
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#11 Postby pojo » Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:37 pm

TexasStooge wrote:I GOT ONE!

Shine a bright flash-light at their eyes!


Open their eyes first!
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#12 Postby TexasStooge » Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:42 pm

Have the police come knockin' real loud.
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#13 Postby azsnowman » Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:24 pm

Send my dog Macy to jump on the bed......she LOVES stickin' her COLD, WET nose in your ears in the morning "YUCK!"

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#14 Postby coriolis » Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:58 pm

put a clothespin on their nose
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#15 Postby Guest » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:00 pm

I'll let you know if the bucket of water works. ;)

...Jennifer...
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#16 Postby Colin » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:41 pm

Put a boombox next to them and CRANK it all the way UP! :D
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