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Hillary Joke

#1 Postby j » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:49 pm

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world.
After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand,
and the Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies
that
they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him
what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And fifth - what happened to Kenneth?
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#2 Postby Guest » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:53 pm

Rofl - that's funny.
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#3 Postby PTrackerLA » Mon Dec 22, 2003 3:14 pm

Hillary oh Hillary lol.
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#4 Postby stormraiser » Mon Dec 22, 2003 3:21 pm

Typical Clintonian Finagling
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#5 Postby j » Mon Dec 22, 2003 3:23 pm

Poor Larry...he's next
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#6 Postby southerngale » Mon Dec 22, 2003 3:36 pm

Yep, poor Larry. :(
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#7 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Dec 22, 2003 4:47 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#8 Postby wx247 » Mon Dec 22, 2003 5:58 pm

That's funny. You could substitute any poilitician's name there and it would work, but by putting Ted Kennedy's name there... the joke makes more sense. :o
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#9 Postby David » Mon Dec 22, 2003 6:10 pm

Lol..... *cough* Al Gore *cough* :)
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#10 Postby j » Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:56 am

wx247 wrote:That's funny. You could substitute any poilitician's name there and it would work, but by putting Ted Kennedy's name there... the joke makes more sense. :o


True..I guess..but there are just so many more Democrats to choose from, why rack your brain trying to come up with a suitable Republican. :)
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#11 Postby blizzard » Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:57 am

j wrote:
wx247 wrote:That's funny. You could substitute any poilitician's name there and it would work, but by putting Ted Kennedy's name there... the joke makes more sense. :o


True..I guess..but there are just so many more Democrats to choose from, why rack your brain trying to come up with a suitable Republican. :)


How about any of them.... All politicians fit
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#12 Postby wx247 » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:27 am

j wrote:
wx247 wrote:That's funny. You could substitute any poilitician's name there and it would work, but by putting Ted Kennedy's name there... the joke makes more sense. :o


True..I guess..but there are just so many more Democrats to choose from, why rack your brain trying to come up with a suitable Republican. :)


Actually... I didn't have to rack my brain. How about Nixon? ;)
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