This is the time of year when all mankind comes together to spread Christmas cheer...or Kwanzaa cheer...or Hanukah cheer...or just sit on their fat bums and be lonely

. Well, seeing that I'm obviously the most talked about without being here, I decided to come spread some of this cheer...and possibly some diseases...

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I'm just sitting in my castle on my throne ordering my parents around as usual: my father for information, and my mother for the cooking. Although my orders are usually in vain...I still must try in hopes that they will learn that I am the soon-to-be king of the world!
Anyway, I'll wish you mortals a merry/happy Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukah, in hopes that you will one day learn to love and obey me as His Most Arrogant Masculine Majesty (require boot & water slaves, please post or PM me if interested)!