A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot
of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman
says, "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly,
I'll forget about the ticket."
"Agreed!" answers the speeder.
"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of
you. What is it?"
"That's easy! It's a car!"
"Sure. But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is
it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the
ticket.
"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.
"Okay, but this is your last chance. You fail to answer - you
get the ticket."
"Fair enough."
"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you.
What is it?"
"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"
"Sure, but what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it
a Harley?"
"How the hell should I know?" answered the guy, exasperatedly.
"Sorry, you're getting the ticket," responded the officer.
"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."
"Go ahead."
"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve,
bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.
"Oh, that's easy," replies the officer. "It's a hooker."
"Sure, but, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your
sister? Is it your daughter?"
How would you answer this questions??? :-)
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that is funny... 

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