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Homeless Man

#1 Postby bfez1 » Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:31 pm

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
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> The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
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> "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
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> "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
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> "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can
get just to stay alive."
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> "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
the man asked.
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> "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20
years!"
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> "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead
of food?" the man asked.
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> "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the
homeless man.
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> "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
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> The homeless man was astounded.
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> "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
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> The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks
like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
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#2 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:37 pm

ROFL!!!!
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#3 Postby streetsoldier » Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:39 pm

Don't laugh...other than having a home, that's "me" all over. :cry:
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#4 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:42 pm

You're not dirty and shabby-looking, Bill. I'd buy you a lottery ticket if it would help. :) Can't help with the others because I don't play golf, I don't like beer, and well...you know.
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#5 Postby Lindaloo » Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:42 pm

ROFL!!! Good one Bonnie!
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#6 Postby blizzard » Sat Jan 24, 2004 7:17 am

:rofl:
MAn that was a good one, gotta tell ya, it caught me off guard......lol
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#7 Postby firefighter16 » Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:25 am

:eek: :lol:
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