5 Easy Rules to be a Democrat Candidate

[stormchazer]

Okay....I'll play!


5 Easy Rules to be a Democrat Candidate

Rule #1: No new ideas. Let's face it liberalism is a spent force intellectually. All ideas must include an expanded role for the federal government. This of course means higher taxes and more invasive regulations.

Rule #2: Be against private enterprise. Yeah, yeah I know that there are supposed to be new democrats out there somewhere. Personally I haven't seen them. Now I am not saying democrats are communists, far from it, its just that they are so wrapped up in mind numbing populist rhetoric that they end up supporting things that hurt the economy. You know, the fad this year: punish companies that open up facilities in poor nations.

Rule#3: Never answer a direct question. You, as a liberal, can't be caught in inconsistencies. After all how can the democrats be the party of the poor, and be in favor attacking businesses that provide employment. Be the party of womens rights but be angry when misogynist governments in Afghanistan and Iraq are toppled.

Rule#4: Be a good unilateralist. That is unless a democrat is actually in the White House. Otherwise demand that the UN have a say in everything and denounce politicians that ignore them as dangerous, and arrogant.

Rule#5:When all else fails, scream racism! This means that no one will hear what you are saying and contradict you. The more you can attack your opponents ad hominem, the more your arguments will be ignored and the less likely you will be contradicted.

That's it, 5 easy rules.

Craig Chamberlain

[rainstorm]

have to agree there.

[streetsoldier]

Oh, they are the "party of women's rights"...unless it's a Democrat caught (literally) with his pants down.