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sisters of st.francis

#1 Postby Guest » Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:58 am

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he
drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. . . The door is answered by a
nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?". He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
possibly doing business" "Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this
door" He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a
tin cup answers the door.

This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the
large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $100 out of his
wallet and places it in the second nuns cup. He trots eagerly down the
hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door
locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another
small sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.......
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#2 Postby azsnowman » Fri Apr 23, 2004 8:39 am

"ROFLMAO!" Thanks...I needed a GOOD laugh this morning!

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#3 Postby stormraiser » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:57 am

:lol: :lol:
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#4 Postby streetsoldier » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:12 pm

I can well imagine a convent of "Poor Clares" doing that... :lol:
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#5 Postby Josephine96 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:27 pm

LOL.. That had me going till I read the last part lol
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#6 Postby Stephanie » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:53 pm

:lol: Good one Paolo!
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#7 Postby Josephine96 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:56 pm

I agree.. Good 1 lol :lol: :lol:
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#8 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:39 pm

:roflmao: :lol: :roflmao: :lol: :roflmao: :lol: :roflmao: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :lol: :roflmao:
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#9 Postby Josephine96 » Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:40 pm

LOL I'm still laughing everytime I look at this thread
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