A giggle for the day

[Amanzi]

Two workers met on the factory floor and the man said, "I think I'll take some time off from work."

"How do you think you'll do that?" said his blonde co-worker.

He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?

"I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off," said the boss.

So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The blonde began walking out too.

The boss asked her where did she think she was going.

"I am going home," the blonde answered. "I can't work in the dark."

[Pburgh]

Thanks Bron!!! Good one.

[bfez1]

That's cute!!!

[TexasStooge]

LOL!! Too funny!!

[Amanzi]

Here is another one

This one is for all who:
a) have kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" Pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

[Pburgh]

ROTFLMBO

[azskyman]

Coming from a mom with lots of experience already, that's a good one Bronnie. I'm sure you've sometimes asked yourself similar questions after being around your kids.

[Josephine96]

LOL.. That's a bit sick that the booger get disposed of in that way lol..