Ted and his wife------

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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over
at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big! I bet your butt is
bigger than the barbecue grill."


With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue
grill!!!!


The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is
feeling a little frisky. He makes advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off.


"What's wrong"? He asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to
fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"