> > > >
> > > > Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having
> a shot of whiskey,
> >they
> > >talk about their moonshine operation.
> > > >
> > > > Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a
> nearby table begins to
> >cough.
> > >After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
> she is in real distress.
> > > >
> > > > One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
> "Kin ya swallar?"
> > > >
> > > > The woman shakes her head no.
> > > >
> > > > "Kin ya breathe?"
> > > >
> > > > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her
> head no.
> > > >
> > > > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts
> up the back of her
> >dress,
> > >yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
> right butt cheek a lick
> >with
> > >his tongue.
> > > >
> > > > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
> spasm and the
> >obstruction
> > >flies out of her mouth.
> > > >
> > > > As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
> saunters back to the
> >bar.
> > > >
> > > > His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that
> thar 'Hind Lick
> >Maneuver',
> > >but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
